…sounded." "Describe your typical day." "Well, let me tell you..." "Sometimes you milk the squirrel, and sometimes the squirrel milks you." "'He is like a Zen master. His words are peppered with squirrel-related wisdom.'" THE TIMES
"No one has any good advice on how I can balance my work with my personal life." "You didn't ask me." "I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance." "Where did you get that definition of Zen?" "I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff."
"What is reality, Mister Garbage Man?" "Are you sure you're ready for that, Ratbert?" "My mind is a blank slate!" "Time and motion are just illusions created by your inability to perceive everything at once." "Everything that is possible exists as a path. You simply choose the path you wish to…
