Dogbert says, "Yourstockfell a penny a share so I bough 51% of the company." Dogbert says, "I'll double my investment just by firing you." Dogbert says, "Thanks for not being totally worthless." Man says, "You're welcome."
…the cash flow look like if..." The venture capitalist continues, "...Revenue was zero, Microsoft and IBM entered the market, your factory burned down and a piano fell on your head?" The venture capitalist continues, "...And what about civil unrest, lawsuits, natural disasters and locusts?" Dilbert is…
…Dogbert says, "I call on the nations of the world to surrender. Otherwise, I will cause yourstock markets to fall." Later, Dilbert and Dogbert watch television together. The newscaster says, "The market fell five points today. Analysts blame interest rates and aliens." Dogbert says, "Yes!"
