Wally says "Heed my advice, youngAsok. Only an idiot finishes a project before the deadline." Wally says "The less time you give people to nitpick. The more time you have to pretend you are overworked." Wally says "Freedom is just another word for people finding out you're useless."
Flashback: Indian Institute of Technology. "Your telekinesis grades are very good, youngAsok." "Always remember that you may not use your powers in front of the ungifted." Present Day "What the...? I just blinked and the last doughnut disappeared!"
"Asok, would you like to join a doomed project for sending internet traffic over the sewer system?" "Absolutely! I might be young and inexperienced, but I know a good thing when I see it!" "I need you to work under the sewage and breathe through a straw." "I get a straw?!!"
Alice asks Dilbert, "Have you met the new CEO?" Dilbert answers, "No." Alice says to Dilbert, "I hear he's young." The new CEO, a baby, enters the room and says, "Hello." The new CEO says to Alice and Dilbert, "We need to integrate our enterprise resource planning with our existing e-commerce platform…
…Dilbert, Alice and Asok are in a meeting. Catbert says: "We're changing to a cash balance pension plan." Catbert says: "It will make the company much more competitive." Asok is sitting between an elder co-worker and Alice, Asok says: "Yippee!!! A cash balance plan is good for young employees!" The older…
The boss sits across from Asok. The boss says, "Asok, I can't give raises to young employees." The boss says, "Because as soon as you get a few dollars in your pocket..." The boss says, "You buy small motorcycles a disappear in the night." The boss says, "I know that's a generalization." The boss says…
