Asok says, "I must have fallen asleep during your presentation. I dreamed I had an animal snout for a nose. It seemed so real." Dilbert says, "If you can't tell your dreams from your reality, maybe this is your dream and you really do have a snout." Dilbert says, "Does anything seem strange or out of…
…your name and who youworkfor." A woman says, "My name is Erin and I workfor Sue Boysenberry." The man says, "Wow, lucky. I hear she's great." Another man says, "Can you give her my resume?" One Minute Later The second man says, "I'm so sorry foryou." Another woman says, "Youmust cry a lot." The second…
"I worked on my own time to invent a room-temperature superconductor that could eliminate our need for oil." "You were supposed to be finding a new vendor for toner cartridges. What happened to that?" "Must...not use...telekinesis..." "Why does my necktie seem so...ERK!!!"
"Welcome to Dogbert's seminar on work-life balance." "First, review this list of your priorities." Family Job Exercise Vacation Must-Dos Medical Eating Hygiene Sleep Romance Holidays "You have time for three things. Work and holidays are two. You get to pick the third."
…of ones and zeros." "Yours is all ones." "There must be some way to tweak it until it works." "My company can sell you all the zeros you need. But you'll have to arrange them yourself." "When you have a few minutes, I have a little assignment foryou."
"Youmust learn that change is good." "Any questions?" "Who wants this one?" "I got it." "Question: Why don't you triple our pay? That would be a change." "That would not be in the best interest of shareholders." "Okay, why don't youworkfor free? That's a change that's good for shareholders." "Or would…
