Wally says, "Once again, youhavefailed to motivate me." Wally says, "You said we shouldn't be motivated by money, so I'm waiting for the new thing to kick in." Wally says, "I'm not good at reading faces, but I think there's something happening over in this region."
The Boss says, "Why haveyoufailed to accomplish any of your objectives this quarter?" Dilbert says, "Well, I took the objectives you gave me and put them into three categories." Dilbert says, "The first group includes physical impossibilities, such as being in two places at the same time." Dilbert…
"Your blog has become an embarrassment to the company." "Youhavefailedme. Now you must pay the price." "Oh, crud. I need you to call the facilities department for me...and come back tomorrow." snap
…budget?" "I'll need to approve all expenses." "Who will report to me?" "Your team will report to me and I'll tell them what to do." "I'll start on the project plan." "Um..." "Skip that part. I already have a plan in my head." "Hypothetically, who would take the blame if this project failed?" "Well, you're…
"You've been acting strangely lately. Maybe you should cut down on the coffee." "Youhavefailedme. Feel the power of the force!" erk! "Bad dream?" "I wouldn't call it bad!"
…be done in a month. He's ecstatic!" "That would be good except that I told you it won't be done for six months." "Ooh." "So, I guess you'll have to tell him." "It's too late." "He's already issued a press release. You'll have to finish the design in a month." "The only way to do it in a month is to accept…
