"Will the yellowsticky-note road lead me home?" "Not directly." "We're off to see the Wonderful Wizard of Landfill. He'll know how to get you home." "Holy #!%$, I hope this isn't him." "Coffee...cup...need...caffeine..." Continued
…What's happening to me?" "I violated the third wall and now I can't get out!" "Dogbert? Is that really you???" "No, I'm Toto. We must follow the yellowsticky-note road." Continued
…a man grabbing doughnuts from a plate on the conference table. Dilbert says, "I've discovered a primitive donut-scavenging man clad only in yellowstickynotes!!" The man says, "I was once like you, before the great rif." The man continues, "But rather than leave in humiliation I decided to stay and…
…"What do you think, Dogbert?" "Ha Ha! My sound dampers have cancelled you out!" "Now watch what happens if somebody tries to attach a little yellowstickynote to me." "See! Nothing sticks to the special polymers!" "And my wireless phone and pager are encased in lead, so they can't detect incoming calls…
