Tina says, "Did you hear that Dilbert and Alice are on the same Pon Farr cycle?" Carol says, "What?" Tina says, "Every seven years, engineers have an irresistible urge to mate. Their spawn would be the product of two engineers." There's a reason it rarely happens Dilbert says, "Your plan has…
Dilbert says, "My doctor says I have a wicked case of Pon Farr. It's when vulcans and engineers go into heat every seven years." Alice says, "I'm pretty sure I don't care, but let me check my calendar just in case?" Alice says, "Someone kill me! Now! Now! Now!"
Man says, "I know what I'm talking about. I have thirty years in this industry!" Asok says, "How does that help you understand technology that is six months old in a youth-oriented culture?" Man says, "Grrr?" Asok says, "Please don't hit me with your modem."
Dilbert says, "We've had reports of 'meeting pirates,' taking over agendas and pillaging credit." Pirate says, "Yaaarg!!! I take yer document, and leave ye scurvy rats adrift!" Pirate says, "And then I invented server virtualization. Yaaarg!" The Boss says, "Wow! That was a good idea."
Coworker says, "Gaaa!!! The second-uncoolest person in the world has my same facial hair!" Coworker says, "And the uncoolest person in the world is clean-shaven. You're leaving me no place to go!" Later that month. Alice says, "I don't see it catching on." Coworker says, "Give it time."
Dilbert says, "What are you up to?" Dogbert says, "I'm recalibrating my lack of faith in humanity." Dilbert says, "Will this take long?" Dogbert says, "No. I start by reading opinions on message boards and?" Dilbert says, "I can come back later." Dogbert says, "You ignorant juicebag!"
