"I've decided to standardize the department on a new programming language." "Withallduerespect, that sort of decision should be made by someone who knows his mass from a black hole." "The vendor warned me that you couldn't be objective."
…pointy-haired boss doesn't know he's being insulted if you say, 'With alldue respect' first." Wally thinks, "I love the intangible benefits of this job." The Boss is leaving his office. Wally says to him, "Withallduerespect, is that your face or is a monkey climbing down your shirt headfirst?"
…to problems are always the things you try last." Alice says, "Withallduerespect, are you using your skull to store old rags or what?" The Boss says to Alice as she leaves her office, "It's a good thing you said, 'With allduerespect.'" Alice rolls her eyes.
…"Cubicle Gestapo." "Permission denied! Plants attract bugs. If I can't tell it's plastic how are the bugs going to know the difference." "Withallduerespect, bugs are way smarter than you." "Oh yeah? I'd like to see them do this job."
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