Boss says, "Good news! We won the bid to build a nationwide wirelessnetwork!" Dilbert says, "Bad news! We don't know how to build a nationwide wirelessnetwork!" Boss says, "It's wireless. How hard could it be to not install wires?"
"I was wondering if you could stop by this weekend and show me how to install my wirelessnetwork." "Under what theory are the competent obliged to help the incompetent?" "Wow. This is awkward." "Watch what happens when I just stare at you."
