Boss says, "Good news! We won the bid to build a nationwide wireless network!" Dilbert says, "Bad news! We don't know how to build a nationwide wireless network!" Boss says, "It's wireless. How hard could it be to not install wires?"
"I was wondering if you could stop by this weekend and show me how to install my wireless network." "Under what theory are the competent obliged to help the incompetent?" "Wow. This is awkward." "Watch what happens when I just stare at you."
…can protect you from sunburns." "You are so wrong! Let's make a bet. The loser has to jump into that freezing pond." "Fine. I'll do a search on my wireless computer. Here you go: A base tan provides only a negligible SPF 4 protection." "I'm not jumping into that freezing pond." PUSH "You were already…
"I must mark my territory by insisting on a change to the prototype." "Give it a wireless internet option." "It already had one." "What doesn't it have?" "An idiot designing it."
"We haven't sold a single unit of our new wireless hassock product." "Our plan is to make the sales people work in teams and take turns wearing electroshock pants." "Now close the deal, Cliffy, or it's payback time." "BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!!"
"I finished the prototype for the wireless hassock-buddy." "It uses GPS navigation to stalk its owner and demand that he rest his feet." "Today I learned to avoid the words 'stalk' and 'aaagh' in my PowerPoint presentations."
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