Coworker says, "Did you read my long e-mail?" Dilbert says, "Not yet. What's it about?" Coworker says, "I can't say." Coworker says, "If I tell you what I wrote, the effort I put into writing the e-mail will be transformed into a waste of time." Dilbert says, "I just decided to delete your e-mail before…
Man says, "I know what I'm talking about. I have thirty years in this industry!" Asok says, "How does that help you understand technology that is six months old in a youth-oriented culture?" Man says, "Grrr?" Asok says, "Please don't hit me with your modem."
Dogbert Consults. Dogbert says, "Your customer data is worth a fortune." Dogbert says, "I'll find you some buyers if you give me 25%." CEO says, "Whatabout privacy?" Dogbert says, "That's not a problem. I never use my real name."
…Boss says, "The translator will repeat everything you say, word for word, but he'll say it more handsomely." Dilbert says, "Hi." Customer says, "What's he jabbering about?"
Ellen says, "What's your take on this, Dilbert?" Dilbert says, "What? Sorry. I was using this time to think about something useful." Ellen says, "Maybe your boss can fill you in." The Boss says, "I was brain-golfing."
Catbert says, "We need someone to run focus groups about our existing products." Frankenstein says, "What is a focus group?" Catbert says, "In our case, it's like mob of angry villagers armed with sharp pens." Catbert says, "And you'd also be the fire marshal for the floor. Are you in?" Monster says…
