…says, "I don't know why I did it. There's no legitimate use for this sort of thing." Dilbert says, "Ow." Dogbert says, "I'll need a gallon for the weekend. And remember to breathe the fumes again."
…says, "Leadership is the art of trading imaginary things in the future..." Catbert says, "For real things today." Catbert says, "If you work all weekend, you might be promoted someday, if there's ever an opening... and no one else is more qualified."
Wally says, "I'm no longer content to be useless at work." Wally says, "I decided to take up golf so I can be useless on weekends too." Dilbert says, "Are you going to take lessons?" Wally says, "You get to hit the ball more if you don't."
Dogbert says, "I'm from the Dogbert Rumor Control Service." Dogbert says, "People are saying Ted is an exotic male dancer on weekends. I know it isn't true because he spends all of his free time in a terrorist training camp." Alice says, "Isn't that worse?" Dogbert says, "I get paid per rumor. It's…
…Boss says "I don't have time to answer 25 questions!" Wally says "Well then, it appears we are at a standoff." Boss says "Okay, okay! I'll work all weekend answering your stupid questions!!!" "That's great, unless you can't find the e-mail I sent." "Did you really send an e-mail?" "That's not how I roll…
…the ground." "He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant." "You'll see." "Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend."
