…lesson about security." The Boss says, "I'll just go in here and..." "WARNING! WARNING! IDIOT ALERT!" The Boss says, "GAAA!!!" "ACTIVATING DEFENSIVE WEDGIE SYSTEM." Dilbert says, "I have to go. Some idiot violated my perimeter." Beep beep The Boss says, "Please make it stop." Dilbert says, "Then how would…
…been informed that our product's name means something bad in the Elbonian language." "It means "the intense pleasure derived from giving yourself a wedgie."" "Thus was hatched the greatest prank ever perpetrated by Elbonia." "I gotta try that."
…sitting." "Two can play this game. I will hate you with the fury of a thousand suns!" "Die! Die! Die~" "Rats. I sat down wrong and gave myself a wedgie."
…an overly smiley man. He says, "Don't act like you're selling something." The speaker points to a picture of a man getting a wedgie. He says, "A good sale is like a good wedgie. Your victim shouldn't see it coming." The speaker continues, "For this next demonstration I need a volunteer who can't see what's…
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION: Talking to a woman at his high school reunion, Dilbert says, "I started with nothing. Now I have my own cubicle." Dilbert says to the woman, "Say, now that we're both adults, would you like to... You know?" The woman says, "Yes." People at the high school reunion stare at…
The boss sits at his desk. The boss reads his organizer. The boss thinks, "Let's see what's on my schedule today." The boss reads, "Give vigorous wedgie to myself." The boss raises his eyebrows. Dilbert and Wally look into the boss's office. An "Ow!" can be heard. Wally says, "You right - he WILL do…
