…about your company." The Boss asks, "How is that even possible?" Dogbert answers, "One word: weasels." The Boss, holding a bushel basket full of money, stands in front of a weasel sitting at a desk. The weasel says, "I just found my new pick-and-shovel core holding."
"Tell me about your project and I'll translate it into weaselwords for the business case." "Well...an executive had lunch with a vendor and committed to buy some stuff that doesn't work. Our job is to cost-justify the decision." "I quit." "Don't get all ethical on us."
…has determined the funniest words in the world . . ."Dilbert continues, "They include: chainsaw, weasel, prune and any reference to 'Gilligan's Island.' Now I can make my own jokes!"Dilbert says to Dogbert, ". . . So then the skipper gets attacked by this prune-eating weasel with a chainsaw . . ." Dogbert…
…Dogbert asks, "You know what kind of music I hate?"Dogbert continues, "When they wear those outrageous outfits, scream like tortured weasels and nobody understands the words."Dilbert asks, "Heavy metal rock?" Dogbert replies, "Opera."
