…work?" Carol says, "I'm an admin, you steaming log. The only thing that would inspire me is finding your corpse floating in my worst enemy's drinking water." The Boss says, "It's just something they make me ask." Carol says, "Can I get back to my meaningless work now?"
The Boss says, "We're getting some heat from the media for using Elbonian slave labor to build our products." The Boss says, "I've been trying to tell the media that it's not as bad as it sounds." ELBONIA Elbonian says, "Now I'll be the slave and you be the oppressor!" Elbonian 2 says, "No!!! Not…
Dilbert says to his mom, "My company is going to a web-only business model." She responds, "That's terrific. What's phase three. Does it involve operating only in your imagination?" Dilbert says, "Be nice." Dilmom then states, "Maybe you can help me grow this plant back into a seed."
Dogbert the public relations consultant. Dogbert says, "The public won't forgive you until you fake some remorse." Dogbert says, "These glasses have a hose that leads to a pumping station and a huge reservoir of fake tears." CEO says, "If we have another press conference, we should crack open a…
The Boss says, "Alice, I need you to give a presentation to the entire sales division." Alice says, "GAAA!!! The very thought of public speaking dehydrates me!" The Boss thinks, "Maybe I should find someone moister."
…Boss says, "Wally, what possible use could this stupid thing have? I need you to do some real work." Wally says, "What? I can't hear you when the water is running!"
