Wally says, "Agenda items four through seven don't involve me." Wally says, "I'll use that time to take a refreshing table nap. Experts say it's good for productivity." The boss says, "I need to talk to those experts." Zzzzzzz
…spending." Wally says, bring back free coffee." the boss says, "That's the opposite of cutting spending." Wally says, "It seems that way if you're short sighted." Wally says, "When I buy my own coffee, I don't drink as much." Wally says, "That make me less alert and about half as productive." Wally says,…
Topper "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I haven't slept in a month." "Wouldn't that kill you?" "It did, but that's nothing." "I spent a week in the afterlife, then I returned to this world as a zombie." "I taught myself homeopathy and discovered a cure for zombies." "Now I'm alive…
"Tomorrow is the mandatory meeting on employee health and well-being." "The meeting starts at 6 A.M. So it will interfere with your sleep and not your work." "Doesn't that send a message that work is more important than health?" "I hope so. That's the theme of the meeting." "Healthy employees are unproductive…
"Wally, I've documented all of your disciplinary issues in your personnel file." "You have violations for every letter of the alphabet except Z. For some reason you missed that one." Zzzzzz
