The boss sits in a meeting with Wally and Dilbert. The boss holds a gadget and says, "It took me three days to enter all of my appointments into this PDA." The boss says, "I'll enter our next meeting. Tuesday... two o'clock." Wally says, "Is it voice-controlled?" The boss says, "I sure hope so."
"?" "Expand...window." "Well, look who got a voice-controlled computer." "Insert...column." "If I were a lesser engineer I might be envious." "Add...row." "I don't mind using my prehistoric mouse-driven computer." "And I'm not bitter about my request for a color printer being denied." "At least I won't…