"Optometrist for Visionary Executives" "Look through this block of wood." "Is this better or worse?" "Better." "I foresee forty quarters of growth." "Hey, new glasses?"
"I've decided to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries." "They're ideal customers because they never expect the worst." "Which price am I most likely to charge you?" "The low one!"
…"Question: did you just say our leaders are receiving huge compensation packages to keep doing what doesn't work?" "No. The way I said it, they're visionaries." "So ... they keep doing what doesn't work ... and they see visions?"
"Sales are dropping like a rock." "Our plan is to invent some sort of doohickey that everybody wants to buy." "The visionary leadership work is done. How long will your part take?"
…Dilbert ... I made a few changes and sent it out." Dilbert reads the paper and screams, "GAAA!" Dilbert says, "You removed the parts that made it a visionary idea!" As the Boss stares at him blankly, Dilbert continues, "Now it's just an unimaginative retread of an idea that has been widely discredited.…
…on a live gerbil instead of a bug. Merv Griffin announced that he would launch a new game show based on the concept." Dogbert says, "The man is a visionary."
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