Man says, "We have the best hiddencosts of any vendor." Man says, "Our upgrade and maintenance fees won't kick in until you've already received a bonus for reducing costs." Man thinks, "Please, please, please be a sociopath." Wally says, "Sounds good. I'm not a big fan of our stockholders."
…absolutely every expense you'll incur!" "If that's true, you won't mind signing the 'Alice Side Agreement." "'In the event of hiddencosts, customer will repeatedly punch vendor while telling 'you freaking weasel!'" "Pen?"
…bunch of free stuff now." The Boss says to Dilbert, "If it makes you feel better, wait until they lie first." The vendor representative says to Dilbert, "And there are no hiddencosts." Dilbert says to the representative, "Um...we might make a huge purchase later."
