"Mike the Vegan." "I use no animal products whatsoever!" "Your clothes were created on sewing machines that used electricity from coal and oil. And those come from dead dinosaurs." "I need to start making exceptions."
"Where do you want to eat?" "Anyplace." "Suddenly, Mike, the vegan pounced." "Do you mind if I join you?" "Soon, hunger started to set in." "No, I can't eat at any of those fifty choices. What else do you have?"