…says, "But that doesn't mean you should cut corners when it comes to quality." Dilbert says, "You're hijacking our conversation!" Man says, "I'm addingvalue." Dilbert says, "You don't even know what we were talking about." Wally says, "Apparently you have a social disorder that compels you to insert…
…someone else to blather about quality while being grossly overpaid." Dogbert says, "I like your look, but can you blather?" Quality is my global addedvalue!"
…this button to the user interface?" "You told me to." "Why would I tell you that?" "You always suggest random changes to create the illusion of addingvalue." "Well, remove that button." "It's only on your copy."
"Our differentiating value-added strategy is transformational change." "How was that? Does anyone feel different?" "My urge to hurl was increased a little bit." "That's what change feels like."
The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, come to my strategy meeting." The Boss continues, "You're only a secretary, but I value your input." Carol exclaims, "I'm an administrative assistant!!!" As they're walking to the meeting, Carol thinks, "Chimp." The Boss thinks, "Bad secretary." The Boss addresses…
…blab on. Ted thinks, "I haven't talked yet, but all the good points have been taken." Ted says, "We must make sure our momentum aligns with our value-added distribution!" Alice says, "That was just babble, right?" Ted says, "All the good ones were taken."
