"May I see the vacation schedule?" "Why do you want it?" "No reason." "Well, Ted, I hope you're enjoying your vacation." "Wally, do you have the cost estimates?" "I'm waiting for Ted's input. He's on vacation." "How about the revised time-line?" "I'm waiting for Ted." "Do you need any office supplies?…
"Welcome to Dogbert's seminar on work-life balance." "First, review this list of your priorities." Family Job Exercise Vacation Must-Dos Medical Eating Hygiene Sleep Romance Holidays "You have time for three things. Work and holidays are two. You get to pick the third."
"Here's my vacationschedule." "Good." "Whoa! You're planning to take more vacation days than you've accrued." "It's okay because I'll accrue the days before the actual vacation." "No can do. What if you quit before then?" "I'm literally afraid to hear the answer to that question." "Think, man! If you…
…vacation target?" Alice stands up and screams, "Hello!!! These are mutually exclusive goals!!! Hello!!!" Alice says, "Ooh . . . Sorry, I usually just think that last part in silent frustration." The Boss says, "Moving right along . . . Kudos to Wally for using all of his vacation days ahead of schedule.…
