"I quadrupled my workload to finish projects before I go on vacation." "I'm going home early to watch Battlestar Galactica on my DVR." "I might eat a nice sandwich!" "Must...Not...Envy...The vacationless."
"Remember to use all of your vacation time before year end." "I'm off next week." "What! I curse you for taking time off when we have so much work to do! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!" "Anyway, the point is that vacations help relieve your stress."
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Every absence counts as one 'occurrence' whether it is one day or more." "I just got a headache. I'll see you in a year. Or as I like to call it, one occurrence." "If something is worth having, it's worth abusing."
…the end of the year." "I have 19 vacationdays to use and there are 19 work days left in the year." "That leaves zero days to do 19 days worth of work." "You could work on weekends and use weekdays for vacation." "Why the @#$% would I do that?!!" "Because vacations reduce your stress. Duh." "You'd think…
"I got a stomach-ache during my vacationday so I'm changing it to a sick day." "Apparently there's a biological limit to how many potato chips I can eat in a 24-hour period." "And I'm taking tomorrow as a sick day too. I still have eight bags left."
"Here's my vacation schedule." "Good." "Whoa! You're planning to take more vacationdays than you've accrued." "It's okay because I'll accrue the days before the actual vacation." "No can do. What if you quit before then?" "I'm literally afraid to hear the answer to that question." "Think, man! If you…
