"Why did you add this button to the user interface?" "You told me to." "Why would I tell you that?" "You always suggest random changes to create the illusion of adding value." "Well, remove that button." "It's only on your copy."
"Our enterprise software comes in two flavors." "The premium package boasts a friendly user-interface." "The economy option does the same stuff but the interface is designed to ruin your life." "We'll take the cheap one." "I can tell by the way you hold the mouse that you've never had a girlfriend.…
…garbage man who is picking up the trash for the day. Alice says to him, “I have one week to live. I've been poisoned by looking at a bad userinterfacedesign.†The garbage man then says, “I see a lot of this. The only cure is to crowd out the ugly memory with images of staggering beauty…
…chronic Mahjobbis Crappus but that's not why you puked. Have you been exposed to any userinterfacesdesigned by engineers?†Alice responds, “Yes.†The Doctor then states, “You have Interface Poisoning. You'll be dead in a week.†Alice is then seen looking very ill with…
Dilbert points to his computer and asks Alice, "I designed the userinterface myself. How do you like the colors?" Alice throws up, "Puke." Dilbert asks, "Flu?" Alice responds, "Interfacedesign."
…theory is that a computer interface should hurt the user." The man continues, "So I designed some new sounds into our product. We've got 'sound of puking,' 'fingernails on blackboard' and 'bird hitting window.'" Dilbert looks ill. The man continues, "But suppose the user does something WRONG. Then we…
