Dilbert thinks, "The world's greatest engineer prepares to do battle with the world's worst userinterface." Dilbert thinks, "I hope that did something." Computer says, "Your social security number has been sold."
…of a gray area." Dilbert says, "Um... I don't think it is." The Boss says, "For example, a user might need several steps to do something that should only take one." The Boss says, "Or perhaps the interface is a bit unclear." Dilbert says, "or perhaps it can only be operated by a robot from the future…
Dilbert says, "The prototype is done. Come take a look at the userinterface." The boss says, "It works great, but make sure this thing is totally idiot-proof." Dilbert says, "Again?"
Dilbert says, "The results of out beta testing are in." Dilbert says, "Our userinterface triggered wide-spread despondency and self-mutilation." Dilbert says, "Obviously we'll need to delay our launch for the public good." The boss says, "When did you become a communist?"
The boss says, "This is Phil, our new vice president of marginally legal activities." The boss says, "He'll be leading the effort to make our userinterfaces so confusing that people have to pay us for training." Dilbert says, "We already do that unintentionally." The boss says, "Sure, but we can't always…
Dilbert says, "Customers can't figure out our userinterface. the boss says, "They should read the manual." Dilbert says, "Our manual is more confusing than our userinterface." The boss says, "They can use our online support database." Dilbert says, "That's more confusing than our manual." The boss…
