"My chair is broken. May I use your extra one?" "I don't have an extra chair." "Sure you do. It's right there." "That's not an extra chair. It's my guest chair." "Okay, whatever. The point is that the base broke off of my chair." "I can't sit on a chair that has no wheel base. It's unstable." "Stop…
Alice returns to her cubicle to find Dilbert hanging upside-down in the trap she set. Dilbert asks Alice, "Alice, did you booby-trap your cubicle?" Alice answers, "The question is, why are you in my cubicle?" Dilbert replies, "What if I promise to never again borrow your guest chair?"
The boss stands behind Asok who is at his computer. The boss says, "Do you have the budget calculated yet, Asok?" Asok says, "I need to double-check the numbers." The boss says, "Give me a copy now. I'll mentally adjust for the possibility the numbers are wrong." Asok says, "Am I making a huge…
"We've redesigned the organization chart to show management at the BOTTOM supporting our most important employees!" "Question: Why do the most important employees get paid the least?" "Because they would never think of ideas like this upside-down chart concept."
