…move your own computer." "It must be left in an easily stealable condition for three days until the movers take it to the wrong cubicle." "Then untrained I.T. professionals will shove an ethernet cable into your stapler and call it good." "Get out of my way."
Wally says to the Boss, "To the untrained eye it might look as if I do no work." Wally continues as he points to his head, "But inside here is a raging sea of knowledge management and strategic thinking." Wally then asks the Boss, "Did you hear that gurgling sound?"
…There's a risk you'll leave for a better job." Asok stands blind folded. Catbert holds a huge hammer above his head. Asok says, "Does the "secret untraining method' work every time?" Catbert says, "I've never tried it before."
…hands a document to the Boss and says, "Here are the results of my ISO 9000 audit of your company." Dogbert continues, "Your employees are largely untrained and - I couldn't help notice - fairly unattractive." Dogbert continues, "However, they are also highly skilled liars, so you passed the audit easily…
"Let's each share our accomplishments for the month." "To the untrained observer it might seem like I didn't accomplish anything." "However I did strategically 'position' my project by socializing it within the company." "Then Wally and I held a 'tiger-team' lock-up session." "Then I prepared the executive…
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