The Land of Unrealistic Business Assumptions "We need to find some assumptions about future sales." This Way Huge Sales "Dang! There's only one way across and it's blocked by an inebriated hillbilly." "In the Land of UnrealisticAssumptions, this guy is your only competitor." 'boot'
The Land of Unrealistic Business Assumptions $ GOLD (Take Some) "Suddenly I feel as if anything is possible." "Hello! We're the consumers who have extraordinarily bad judgment!" "I need more than three of you." "The hole's a thousand miles deep. The others thought it would be a good idea to come early…
"I need help making unrealisticassumptions to support a business case for a bad idea." "Easy." "There's a hole in the back of our wardrobe closet that leads to a magical world of preposterous business assumptions." "We don't have a wardrobe closet." "Assume we do."
