…ding you for not keeping me informed about your project." Alice says, "May I take a peek at your computer?" Alice says, "You have twelve thousand unread messages." The Boss says, "Well, it's a little late for that now."
…adrenaline." Dilbert shouts, "Suddenly, trouble struck! It wouldn't fit on one page!!" Dilbert continues, "So I shrunk everything until it was totally unreadable. And it fit!!" Dilbert concludes, "The moral of the story is that you don't have to feel bad just because you're totally worthless." Dogbert says…
"Our new strategy is to make defective products and charge for technical support." "Heh-heh...our user manual is totally incomprehensible. We didn't plan it that way - we were lucky." "I'm so proud to be here." "It all came together when I realized I hated our customers."
