"I need some data from an unreachable guy named Ed. What should I do?" "Just make up a bunch of data like everyone else does." "Everyone else does that?" "Are you doubting my data?"
"Get the user data from Ed." "That's impossible." "Ed is an unreachable. He doesn't answer his phone or return messages. He's never in his cubicle and he doesn't read e-mail." "Does he use the restroom?" "No, we think he modified his briefcase."
