…together." The Boss says, "Plus his name is Wolfgang." The Boss says, "Some say his talent is a genetic mutation. Others say that god speaks to him in Unix." The Boss says, "All we know for sure is that he glows, and he never needs to eat." The Boss says, "I feel a chill. It means he's approaching." The…
"I have all of the job requirements you're looking for." "I have an I.Q. of 300 several Nobel prizes, and two centuries of Unix experience, thanks to the time machine and immortality drug I invented." "That's a lot of words for 'too old.'"
Catbert, the evil director of human resources, posts a job opening. Requirements: Candidate must have an I.Q. of 200, two centuries of Unix experience and a track record of winning Nobel prizes. "90% of my job is convincing people they don't deserve theirs."
…Wally continues, "That scruffy beard . . . those suspenders . . . that smug expression . . ." Wally concludes, "You're one of those condescending Unix computer users!" The man responds, "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer."
…recommend standardizing on one type of computer for the office." Ratbert continues, "We must identify and eliminate the deviant users of Macintosh, Unix and . . . God help us . . . OS/2 Warp." Dilbert glares at him. The caption reads, "The Holy Wars Begin." Ratbert interrogates a man being held by police…
…desk working on the computer. The Boss says, "My boss says we need some eunuch programmers." Dilbert replies, "I think he means Unix not eunuchs. And I already know Unix." The Boss says, "If the company nurse drops by, tell her I said 'never mind.'"
