Alice sits in her cubicle saying to the Boss, "...and that way we'll save money on each unit we build." The Boss replies, "Let's try that idea with our VP."Alice and the Boss sit in front of the VP. The VP says, "Wow. Great idea. Who thought of it?" Alice and the Boss both sit looking pleased. The Boss…
The Boss tells Dilbert, "I'll be writing your performance review this afternoon." The Boss continues, "But this morning I'm helping my daughter sell cub girl cookies." The Boss continues, "For your shopping convenience I have assigned a name to each volume level." Dilbert reads, "Zero to four boxes…
The Boss, Carol, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "We're poised for success. We expect huge earnings and increased market share!" Looking at a document, the Boss says, "Next on the agenda . . . There will be no raises because it will be a difficult year . . ." The Boss…
Dogbert tells the Boss, "One way to look at your problem is that nobody likes your products." Dogbert continues, "But I don't know how to fix that. So I recommend forming internal business units to bicker with each other." The Boss asks, "Why would you recommend that?" Dogbert responds, "Well, I'd be…
"I'm getting performance anxiety at the automated teller machine." I feel the impatient glare of the stranger behind me." "I try to prove I'm competent by speeding through the menus." "Good lord, I hit the Mandarin Chinese language option." "Oh, no! I think I transferred my life's savings to the…
…"We're going to tranquilize the last known male and unite it with a female." "There he is!" "Thunk!" "When you think about it: that's an awfully large dart to use on a chipmunk." "It's Dilbert's turn to write the newsletter." "Trust me. Humor is the way to go. It eases tension." "Yeah, but a while issue…
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