…stave off madness?" Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll be 'the man who changed an industry with his powerpoint slides.'" Phil says, "I have a report of unauthorized happiness inside of a head."
"You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices." "When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere." "The make them dance like chickens." "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
Dogbert stands on the desk chair typing. Dilbert asks, "Are you really going through with the unauthorized biography of me?" Dogbert replies, "Yes."Dogbert says, "I'm up to the part where Jackie 'O' and Liz Taylor fight a duel for your love."Dogbert continues, "Tragically, neither are aware that you're…
Dilbert sits on the floor by the fireplace. Dogbert says, "I'm starting to write an unauthorized biography about you."Dogbert continues, "It's kind of a 'pet and tell' expose full of startling revelations."Dilbert asks, "Who would be startled by MY life?" Dogbert replies, "I think YOU will be."
