Dilbert thinks, "In the land of cubicles, the man with twomonitors is king." Dilbert thinks, "I pity my uni-monitored subjects, but I cannot respect them." Meanwhile, in another corner of the kingdom? Alice thinks, "The king is dead. Long live the queen."
Alice says, "You let Dilbert have two flat screen monitors in his cubicle." Alice says, I'm not the least bit envious, but I should point out that a worker with twomonitors should be able to do twice as much work." Alice says, "Did you know there are some advantages to having only one monitor?"
"Why does Dilbert get two computer monitors while I only get one?" "Well, according to researchers, it's because men tend to negotiate and women don't." "So, what happens now?" "If I had to guess, I'd say more complaining."
"My pay is below market. Can I have a 20% raise?" "No, but I'll let you use two flat screen monitors in your cubicle so it feels like you're an evil genius in a secret lair." "Bu-Wa-HAHA!" "Who got a second monitor?"
…am Mordac, the preventer of information technology. I have modified your screensaver security to lock up after two seconds of inactivity." "Ha ha! Unless you touch the keyboard every two seconds you will be forced to log-in again!" "Dang you perpetually moving head-bobbing bird! Gaaa!!!"
…says, "Hello, is this the sales department?" Two Elbonians hold tin cans with string to their ears as a pig looks on. One Elbonian says, "May you die a thousand deaths by choking on your own bile!" The Elbonian continues, "A supervisor may be monitoring this call for quality control." The other Elbonian…