…reimbursement." Dilbert says, "So I get in trouble every month for incurring late fees." Dilbert says, "Why must I be punished for your incompetence?" Troll says, "Apparently I'm awesome."
Finance trolls Finance troll says, "Your request for airline travel is denied. We don't have the budget for that." Finance troll says, "Company policy requires you to hitchhike with alleged killers and not offer to pay for gas." Dilbert says, "Well, at least things can't get worse." finance troll says,…
The Boss says, "I'm promoting you from legacy systems troll to scapegoat." The Boss says, "Your job is to dress in a goat costume and take the blame for all of our projects failing." A man says, "We missed another deadline. All in favor of slapping the goat..."
Dilbert says, "My new assignment is 'troll in charge of the legacy systems.'" Dilbert says, "I guess I shouldn't complain. I'm lucky to have a job in this economy." The Garbage man says, "Would a free bag of garbage make you feel better?" Dilbert says, "A little."
Dilbert says, "I got reassigned to manage our legacy systems. The dress code is 'troll.'" Dilbert says, "My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors." Dogbert says, "Is that hard?" Dilbert says, "Only the first day. After you eat one vendor, word gets around."
Dilbert says, "I worry that being assigned to work on the legacy systems will make me appear less valuable in the future." Catbert says, "You have my word that you could never appear less valuable than you are now." Dilbert says, "Why do your assurances make me feel worse?" Catbert says, "Your new…
