The Boss says, "I found a less expensive delivery service for our oversees business packages." The boss says, "Find someone who is traveling to the same country as the package, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, and hide the package under his hat." Carol thinks, "The first day of any new system is always…
"Your travelexpenses are rejected because all of your meal costs are round numbers." "Either you are a liar or worse." "I decide what to order based on what totals to a round number after a 15% tip." "That's worse."
The Accounting Department "I can't process your travelexpenses because you sent me copies of receipt. I need the originals." "I'm buys. Just fax them."
…"Question: Will you still pay for business trips of no discernible value?" The boss replies, "Of course." The boss is thinking, "A lot of people are traveling to Palm Pilot California lately."
Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director" Catbert types, "To reduce airline travelexpenses..." Dilbert reads, "Sprint across the runway and cling to plane during takeoff." Catbert thinks, "That will weed out the dumb ones."
…him, "You spent nearly $10 per day on meals during your trip." The clerk continues, "The travel guidelines require you to stun a pigeon with your briefcase on the way to the hotel then fry it up on your travel iron." Dilbert responds, "I tried . . . but it was taking so long." The clerk suggests, "Try…
