Topper "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I haven't slept in a month." "Wouldn't that kill you?" "It did, but that's nothing." "I spent a week in the afterlife, then I returned to this world as a zombie." "I taught myself homeopathy and discovered a cure for zombies." "Now I'm alive…
Topper versus Alice "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I'm part of a secret government test on sleep deprivation. I haven't slept since February." "I so want to punch you right now." "That's nothing. I'll rip off my own head and make me eat it."