Tina the techwriter "As you requested I increased the speed of my writing." "My breakthrough was realizing that accuracy and clarity are optional!" "Would you like to micromanage me by reading it all and pointing out the errors?"
Tina the techwriter "I decided to base your salary on the number of pages you write." "Fine. I'll give you a high volume of low quality work." "Sometimes the best you can do is move the hairball to another pocket."
Tina the techwriter "I'm starting my own blog!" "Dear god, no!" "Every day I will record my personal thoughts about our business." "I need you to write the first one by noon. I can't wait to see what I'm thinking."
The Boss points to the screen and tells Tina the TechWriter while she is behind her computer: "Tina, move that title..." He continues: "...over here." Tina screams: "Aaaagh!!" She exclaims: "Your finger oil is on my screen!!!" She says: "Now I have to spend ten minutes cleaning it..." She continues…
Caption: "Tina the techwriter." Tina says to The Boss, "Why must the techwriters be down-sized after the merger?" Tina says, "If you prick us, do we not bleed like engineers?" The Boss says to Dilbert in front of Tina, "What kind of experiment?"
The Boss, Tina and Wally sit in conference. The Boss says, "We'll be destroying another healthy company via a process we call merging." The Boss says, "No engineers will be down-sized after merger." The Boss says to Tina, "And techwriters..." Tina says, "Yes?!" The Boss says, "Should write that down…
