…to her the phone is ringing, "Rrring!". Carol says, "Here's and interesting experiment. Watch what happens to your blood pressure when I take this call and make you wait." Carol answers the phone and says, "Yeah? What's the problem now? Tell your brother I said to stop biting the heads off your dolls…
Mom says, "Dilbert, could you help me fill out this rebate form the next time you visit?" Dilbert says, "Sure, mom." Mom says, "Also, my laptop keeps crashing." Dilbert says, "I'll take a look at it." Mom says, "My TV is acting up again too." Mom says, "And maybe you could show me how to change my…
…pay us now by credit card I will give you the antidote." Dilbert says, "Okay, fine" Dilbert says, "But if you feel a tickle on your leg, give me a call."
"What's that I'm hearing? Is someone on this conference call using the restroom?" "Had to" "Oops" "Me too" "Sorry" "I am" "Now tap the speakerphone button to 'off' and burn the ruler."
The Boss calls after Dilbert, "Dilbert, come here for a minute." The Boss and Dilbert are walking towards The Boss' desk. The Boss says, "I need to talk to you about..." He is interrupted by the ringing telephone. The Boss is on the telephone. He holds up his finger at Dilbert. Dilbert thinks, "He's…
…job." Dilbert asks, "When can your team of highly skilled craftsmen begin?" The beaver responds, "I'll call you." The beaver is leaning over a huge book titled, "Excuses." He says into the telephone, "Day one: My ex-wife set my truck on fire."
