Dilbert says, "Here's the mountain of facts that support my recommended technologystrategy." Dilbert says, "And here's a tiny thimble that holds everything you know about technology. Maybe you could..." Dilbert says, "Leaders don't like it when you suggest they wear the thimble of knowledge like a…
…right behind you, next to the fax." "What if I do it wrong?" "Only a complete moron could do it wrong." "Um...I think I might have just faxed our strategy someplace." "And that's why you never see a water fountain in a men's restroom."
The Boss comes into Dilbert's cubicle and says, "Dilbert, write up our technologystrategy." Dilbert replies, "Okay." He pauses and then asks, "What's our strategy?" The Boss says, "How should I know? It's not written yet." He pauses and then adds, "Duh!" Dilbert turns and says, "How can I write about…
The Boss points to a slide and says, "We'll save money by outsourcing our I.T. function." The Boss continues, "Then we'll save more money by replacing our outsourcing with full-time employees!" Wally responds, "When it's time for us to panic, will there be a warning sound, or was that it?"
…computer. The Boss approaches and says, "I'm putting you in charge of building our new technology lab." The Boss continues, "Pick the contractor with the lowest bid. I don't see any problems with that strategy." Dilbert is meeting with a beaver. Dilbert says, "So, your bid says you'll do the job for…
A balding man with extremely long hair and beard sees Alice in the hall. Bearded man says, "I did it!" Bearded man says, "It's a strategic technology plan that everyone supports." Alice smiles. Bearded man says, "If only there were a way to copy images from one piece of paper to many." Alice frowns…
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