The boss says, "I want you three to put together a teamwork award program." Wally says, "If we do a good job, can we give ourselves the award?" The boss says, "No." Alice says, "Great. Now I have no incentive to do a good job on this award thing." The boss says, "Keeping your job should be all the incentive…
"I don't know you. Why are you in this meeting?" "I'm creating the illusion of work by conflating the concepts of attendance and productivity." "You should leave." "And who should I say hates teamwork?"
…project?" "You said you were too busy, and shooed me away." "If I had insisted on doing my job, you would have had less time to do yours." "It's called teamwork." "Are we still big on that?" "Must control...First...Of...Death."
"I heard that you started a comic strip on the side." "You're in my seat, fly bait. Move or I'll pound your head so hard you'll have to remove your pants to read." "Did I miss anything about teamwork?" "Where do you get your ideas?"