Dogbert says, "I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the 'Dutch sandwich.' And I'm not even making that up." The Boss says, "So? that would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys." Dogbert says, "Yeah... their sandwich has a less appealing…
The Boss says, "We're reincorporating in Dogbertland for tax reasons." Dilbert says, "Where?" The Boss says, "It's a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean the size of Texas." In Dogbertland Ratbert says, "How's the banking system?" Fly says, "Business is booming, King Ratbert."
…e-mail your congressman and support the bill that gives us pork projects." Dilbert says, "If that bill becomes law, it will, in effect, transfer my tax money to you executives for your next obscene bonuses." The Boss says, "Don't you own company stock in your retirement account?" Dilbert says, "No, I'm…
Income Tax Auditor Man says, "You claim your company is exempt from taxes because you're incorporated in...heaven?" Dogbert says, "Exactly." Man says, "I'm not allowed to question that claim because of the separation between church and state." Wally says, "I am the angel Wally!" Dogbert says, "Hold…
Dogbert the CEO Man says, "I'm here to do a tax audit of your company." Dogbert says, "How's that work?" Man says, "I look for reasons to transfer money from small, disreputable entities to a larger one." Man says, "I call my salary vigorish, but it's not as ironic as it once was."
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're paying too much taxes. Bring me a physicist and a tax attorney." Dogbert says, "I want to incorporate in another dimension. Make it happen." Man says, "Somewhere in the multiverse it's already done." Dogbert says, "I like you. The lawyer guy is fired."
