Catbert says, "Wally, we're concerned about the comments you made on your anonymous employee survey." Catbert says, "Your comments are disturbingly similar to the unabomber's manifesto." Wally says, "He was a good writer." Catbert says, "We have a problem." Wally says, "Is it a copyright thing?"
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES Catbert says, “According to the employee survey, you want fewer benefits.†Dilbert says, “I don't remember doing a survey.†Catbert says, “We polled a random sample.†Dilbert says, “That seems a bit suspicious. 
…says, "Let's schedule a scenario-based roundtable discussion about our enterprise project management." The Boss says, "We'll use our infrastructure survey tool to architect a risk-based tiering system." Dilbert says, "That almost meant something." Wally says, "I'm tempted to stop acting randomly."
A man says, "We surveyed a thousand people who still have landline phones and no caller ID." The man says, "We asked for their opinion on our new technology. 34% said, 'Fiddlesticks,' and 23% couldn't hear the question." The man says, "43% thought we were in the room with them and offered us a hard…
A man says, "You will get a survey asking you how satisfied you were with my service today." The man says, "If you don't rate my service superior in all categories, I will lose my job and my life will leave me for a more successful man." Dilbert says, "Is she cute?" The man says, "Why do you ask?"
