"We're going to try something called agile programming." "That means no more planning and no more documentation. Just start writing code and complaining." "I'm glad it has a name." "That was your training."
"You will no longer have access to code on any server but your own." "Is it my imagination, or are all of our rules designed for the sole purpose of being huge inconveniences?" "And starting today, all passwords must contain letters, numbers, doodles, sign language and squirrel noises."
"I saw the code for your computer program yesterday." "It looked easy. It's just a bunch of typing. And half the words were spelled wrong." "And don't get me started about your over-use of colons." "They remind me of you, sir."
