…toilet." The Boss says, "I didn't know you had a hearing problem." Wally says, "EH? WHAT? EH?" Wally says, "You could try e-mailing me, but I have my spam filter cranked up to "Taliban"."
The boss says, "Wally, you didn't e-mail me your project status." Wally says, "Did you check your spam folder?" Wally says, "Maybe you should check there before you besmirch my good name with your baseless accusations." The Boss says, "Did you send it?" Wally says, "Okay, I see how you're trying to…
The Boss says, "You still work here? I thought I downsized you last week." Asok says, "Um...I don't think so." The Boss says, "Check your spam folder after the meeting." Dilbert says, "First recession?"
…problem?" A man says, "Okay." Dogbert says, "Now hold while I snoop into your personal files, pilfer your bank accounts and turn your computer into a spam server." The man says, "THAT'S ILLEGAL!" Dogbert says, "So are 75% of your personal files, but you don't see me getting all huffy."
A woman says, "Tell me an interesting story." Dilbert says, "Our spam filter became self-aware and ordered us to build an army of killer robots. My coworker, Alice, punched them all to death." The woman says, "I'm not even in that story."
Dilbert says, "Do you really think it's a good idea to build killer robots just because our spam filter ordered you?" FZEEET! Dilbert says, "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
