Dilbert says, "Hi, my name is?" Woman says, "Don't bother." Woman says, "My app does facial recognition and searches all socialmedia to give me your full biography." Dilbert says, "How's that working out?" Woman says, "You're either Bart Simpson or a huge dry-erase marker."
Asok says, "Good news: I got a book deal based entirely on the dumb things you've said." Asok says, "It's totally legal because the law only protects 'intellectual' property." The Boss says, "Frugga bugga!!!" Asok says, "And so began the sequel."
The Boss says, "Our highest priority is satisfying our customers? except when it is hard? or unprofitable? or we're busy." CLICK CLICK CLICK The Boss says, "Are you tweeting my quotes?" Asok says, "Book deal! Cha-ching!!!"
Beth says, "As the marketing manager for socialmedia, my job is to use these two words a lot." Beth says, "Marketing through socialmedia is like herding cats. And just to make it interesting, many of the cats are drunk and stupid." Dilbert says, "Burn." Catbert says, "I am totally defriending that…
The Boss says, "Beth is our new marketing manager for socialmedia." The Boss says, "By the way, company policy forbids the use of Facebook and Twitter at work. And we don't trust you to work from home." The Boss says, "If you blog about how lame we are, you're fired!!!" Beth thinks, "First day, not…
