…taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the 'Dutch sandwich.' And I'm not even making that up." The Boss says, "So? that would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys." Dogbert says, "Yeah... their sandwich has a less appealing name."
…that our per diem isn't as extravagant as it was in our golden years." The boss says, "You'll need to use the hotel iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches." Dilbert says, "Will you pay for the bread and cheese?" The boss says, "We'll pay for the bread. But the cheese and free soap are practically the…
A man says, "We invested $100 million in your solar technology and all you developed was this ham sandwich." Dogbert says, "If you feed that ham sandwich to a rickshaw driver, he can pedal you all over town." The man says, "You call that solar power?" Dogbert says, "Try growing a pig without the sun…
…"I didn't invent any solar panels." The Boss says, "Show them something else. They won't know the difference." A man says, "It looks like a ham sandwich." Dilbert says, "I was assured that you're stupid."
…Lincoln at Ford's Theatre, 'Circling the drain,' and anything involving flies." Dogbert says, "And never, ever refer to the company as any kind of sandwich you wouldn't want to eat." A man says, "That's my favorite one!"
…quadrupled my workload to finish projects before I go on vacation." "I'm going home early to watch Battlestar Galactica on my DVR." "I might eat a nice sandwich!" "Must...Not...Envy...The vacationless."
