The caption says, "SaintDogbert enters the Land of Cubicles searching for the demons of stupidity." Dogbert walks down the hall wearing a bishop's miter and holding a scepter. The caption says, "Suddenly he finds an over-promoted computer guru spouting useless database concepts." A man sits at a conference…
Dogbert, Alice, Wally and a man sit at a conference table. Dogbert is wearing a bishop's miter and holding a scepter. Dogbert announces, "I am SaintDogbert. I have come to drive out the stale and overused jokes about the information superhighway." The man comments, "Sometimes I feel like roadkill on…
The Boss says, "I asked SaintDogbert to mediate our dispute over what kind of computers are allowed here." Dogbert stands behind him wearing a miter and holding a scepter. Looking down from the top of a file cabinet, Dogbert raises his arms and says, "I shall go to the desert and seek enlightenment…
"I invited SaintDogbert to bludgeon anybody who strays from the agenda into something stupid." "That reminds me of the productization of our Tiger Team's priority matrix." "Actually, that was on the agenda." "Oops. Carry on."
"Is your job plagued by the evil demons of stupidity?" "Simply affix this image of SaintDogbert to every document, cubicle or computer you want to protect and watch your career being to change!" "Out Out!! You demons of stupidity!!"
"SaintDogbert seeks out technology that has been possessed by the demons of stupidity." "He happens across a software developer." "I'll make the command easy to remember, like 'ctrl-alt-F4-Del'." "And if they forget that they can just edit the source code in 'command.com'. Perfect!" "Out! Out!"