"I want you to write a business case for lobbying our government to attack Elbonia." "In the riskanalysis section, do you want me to assume that hell is real or imaginary?" "Real. But remember to discount the infinite future flows of agony to the present so it doesn't look so bad."
…Dilbert, "We'll need a riskanalysis on this project before I can approve it." He hands Dilbert some papers. Dilbert types on his computer: Risk 1 Indecisiveness, Risk 2 Overanalysis, Risk 3: Cluelessness, Risk 4: Micromanagement... The Boss says, "I don't understand these risks,." Dilbert says, "That's…
