The Boss says, "Carol, book an executive retreat so we can figure out which one of you to downsize." The Boss says, "Find us someplace warm." The Boss says, "Do you have a pool?" the devil says, "You could call it that."
"I'm off to the management retreat." "I won't be reachable because I'll be busy golfing, swimming, drinking, and getting massages." "And attending meetings?" "I don't see how we'll have any time for that." "While I'm gone, I have a few tasks for you to do." "Open all the packages of printer paper and…
"I had a productive time at the management retreat." "We golfed as hard as we could until we came up with a new vision for the company!!!" "But no one wrote it down, so we're going to try again next month."
Satan's Vendor "We'll send your engineers to our free training course." "The training is held on our own island retreat." "I'm going where?" "Fecalruba."
"I can't imagine what you told everyone at the management retreat..." "But our marketing department issued a press release saying we're designing a tunnel linking Europe to Denver." "Flashback." "I'm installing a new sprinkling system in my lawn." "Must top."
"The management retreat in Hawaii was productive." "We calculated how many employees we needed to downsize to pay for the trip." "Don't blame me, Ted. I voted against the third helicopter ride."
